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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
BuildAverage
Height6' 0" (183 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorGrey
Hair LengthVery long
Facial HairShaved
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo problems

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenTwo
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateNo
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyRetired
Employment StatusRetired
Job Titlecircumcise elephants pay is bad, but tips are big

Leisure & Fun

Idea of funhiking and torturing MEN
HobbiesCooking, Gardening, Camping

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorOutgoing
Friends describe asTroublemaker
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home
Always wanted to tryI've tried everything I want to

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Oddities
Look for in a partneram blissfully SINGLE
On the first dateTie them up and torture them